Naughty New Year's Resolution

New Year's Eve parties are great places to pick up chicks, and this year's shindig has proven to be even more amazing than any previous one. There was this one chick, Lana, who had the hots for me from the get go, she was so horny for my equipment I couldn't scrape her off of myself... So idecided to look for a secloded backroom to, for the best of my knowledge and considerable sexual provesss, calm her down. And she was not complaining, this naughty little hottie, in fact she wanted me to give her the whole business, anal an' all...